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When I Think of You
When I think of you I start to cry 'cause I can't be with you all the time Right now we're apart but in my heart we'll never part I wish right now more than anything that we could be together but I know that's not possible and it breaks my heart But when we get the chance to talk you make it all better and my heart is whole again I cherish every moment we spend together and know in my heart that in time we will have a million more moments together face to face soul to soul heart to heart and until that day when we can be together I will wait and let my love for you grow even stronger- I Love You
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نام تهران از «يورو نيوز» حذف شد!
شبكه خبري يورونيوز، نام تهران را از صفحه وضعيت آب و هوا حذف كرده است. پيش از اين شبكه خبري يورونيوز، وضعيت آب و هواي تهران را در صفحه اصلي اين بخش، پخش مي كرد. اما چندي است كه نام شهر تهران حذف شده و تنها به صورت نوار باريك در پايين صفحه قابل رؤيت است. گفتني ست، هنوز اين تغيير موضع اين شبكه خبري مشخص نشده است.
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آنجلینا جولی در نقش یک زن ایرانی
آفتاب: آلكس جودي تهيه كننده و كارگران بزرگ سينماي انگليس درگفتگوئي با جرايد اعلام كرده است كه تهيه فيلم زندگي كوروش ٨٠ ميليون دلار هزينه دربرخواهد داشت. به بياني اين يكي از گرانترين فيلم هاي تاريخ سينماي انگليس است. گفته مي شود نقش كوروش پادشاه هخامنشي را " هيوجكمن " عهده دار خواهد بود.
" سرشون كانري " و " آنجلا جولي " نيز نقشهاي مقابل كوروش را برعهده خواهند داشت. بنابه گفته كارگردان فيلم " كوروش" اين فيلم با بيش از ١٠ هزار بازيگر در رديف فيلمهائي مانند گلادياتورها و لورنس عربستان خواهد بود و بي ترديد با استقبال جهاني روبرو خواهد شد
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باز هم جنتی حرف زد!
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| آیتالله جنتی، دبیر شورای نگهبان، روز دوشنبه در مراسم بزرگداشت سرداران شهید در تهران، با اشاره به برخی حوادث تاریخی دوران حکومت پیامبر اسلام و حکومتهای بعد از آن، و تجلیل از شهدای اسلامی و با تاکید بر آنچه معنویت نهفته در آیت الله خمینی خواند، گفت: بشر غیر از اسلام، همان حیواناتی هستند که روی زمین میچرند و فساد میکنند. |
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آخر بزرگواری!
1. When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you. you thanked her by crying all the night.
2. When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk. You thanked her by running away when she called.
3. When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals with love. You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.
4. When you were 4 years old, she gave you some crayons. You thanked her by coloring the dinning room table.
5. When you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the holidays. You thanked her by looping into the nearest pile of mud.
6. When you were 6 years old, she walked you into school. You thanked her by screaming, "I'M NOT GOING".
7. When you were 7 years old, she bought you a baseball. You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbor window.
8. When you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice cream. You thanked her by dripping it all over you lap.
9. When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice it.
10. When you were 10 years old, she drove you all day, from soccer to gymnastic to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
11. When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in the different row.
12. When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.
13. When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
14. When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
15. When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
16. When you were 16, she taught you how to drove her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
17. When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
18. When you were 18, she cried at your school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
19. When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus, carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of you friends.
20. When you were 20, she asked whether you were seeing anyone. You thanked her by saying "It's none of you business".
21. When you were 21, she suggested certain careers for your future. You thanked her by saying "I don't want to be like you".
22. When you were 22, she hugged you at your college graduation. You thanked her by asking whether she could pay for a trip to Europe.
23. When you were 23, she gave you furniture for your first apartment. You thanked her by telling your friend it was ugly.
24. When you were 24, she met your fiancé and asked about your plans for the future. You thanked her by glaring and growling, "Muuhh-ther, please!"
25. When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
26. When you were 30, she called with some advice on the baby. You thanked by telling her, "Things are different now."
27. When you were 40, she called to remind you of a relative's birthday. You thanked her by saying you were "really busy right now."
28. When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
29. And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did, came crashing down like thunder on your heart.
IF SHE' S STILL AROUND, NEVER FORGET TO LOVE HER MORE THAN EVER. AND IF SHE' S NOT, REMEMBER HER UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
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شقایق دهقان و مهراب قاسمخانی
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كاپشن احمدينژادي
ميزان فروش كاپشنهاي مدل كاپشن رئيسجمهور در كرمانشاه 4 تا 5 برابر افزا  يش يافته است. به گزارش فارس، اين مدل كاپشن كه به تازگي به كاپشنهاي احمدينژاد مشهور شده از يك ماه پيش با استقبال چند برابري مشتريان مواجه و علاوه بر جوانان حزباللهي، ساير افراد جامعه از همه اقشار از جمله كارمندان، كارگران و دانشجويان از آن استفاده مي كنند. رئيس اتحاديه صنف پوشاك يزد، گفت: هم اكنون نوع خارجي كاپشن رئيسجمهوري كه از كشور چين وارد ميشود، به قيمت 5 هزار تومان در بازار يزد موجود است و نوع ايراني كه بيشتر مخاطب دارد به قيمت 12هزار تومان به فروش ميرسد. وي تأكيد كرد كه با اين كه اين نوع كاپشن خواهان زيادي در يزد پيدا كرده اما قيمت آن افزايش پيدا نكرده است. وي گفت: رنگ كرم اين نوع كاپشن بيشتر خريدار دارد. سال گذشته قيمت اين نوع كاپشنها 2500 تا 3 هزار تومان بوده ولي حالا به 3 برابر قيمت افزايش پيدا كرده است.
همچنين يك فروشنده ديگر معتقد است كه با توجه به اين كه اين نوع كاپشنها چهار فصل است، مورد استقبال مردم قرار گرفته است.
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اندر احوالات دولت جدید
یکی از وزیران کابینه، همسر خودش را به عنوان منشی خود برگزیده است. همچنین دو تن از پسران این وزیرهم ، در دفتر وزارتی مشغول به کار شده اند. قبلا نیز برخی از مقامات ارشد دولت از جمله یک معاون رییس جمهور همسر خود را به مشاور عالی خود منصوب کرده است.
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What Is Kiss

Prof. of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
Prof. of Accountancy: Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Algebra: Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
Prof. of Physics: Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology: Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology: Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Statistics: Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy: Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English: Kiss is a noun that is used as aconjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Architecture: Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects
Prof. of Comp.Science: What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable. Is it Keep It Simple and Stupid?
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Iranians are Clever
Three American and three Iranian engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three American each buy tickets and watch as the three Iranians buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one of thethree Americans. "Watch and you will see", answers one of the Iranians. They all board the train. The Americans take their respective seats, but all three Iranians cram into the toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please". The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The American saw this and agreed it wasquite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Americans decide to copy the Iranians on thereturn trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy asingle ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Iranians don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed American. "Watch and you will see", says one of the Iranians. When they board the train the three Americans cram into a toilet and thethree Iranians cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Iranians leaves his toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Americans are hiding. He knocks on the door and says," Ticket
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